lgbtlaughs:

[image description: A question adressed to ribsandmore. The question is THE PERKS OF A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP: BOTH PARTIES CAN MAKE SANDWICHES. DISCUSS. Ribsandmore then answers with “Well here’s the thing, in a heterosexual relationship with the parties “Xavier” and “Nancy” were Xavier to ask Nancy to make him a sandwich he would simply have to eat the sandwich regardless of whether it tasted good, or if it was the flavor he wanted, etc, etc. This could lead to a simmering resentment, leading to a lack of sex, leading to him sleeping on the couch, staying out late at fast food joints because at burger king they do it his way, not Nancy’s way, and in the end Nancy thinks he’s cheating and it ends in a divorce.

However, in a lesbian relationship with the parties “Nancy” and “Alice” if Alice and Nancy were both in the kitchen making sandwiches for each other. And then it so happened that Nancy didn’t like the sandwich Alice made and vice versa, then Nancy could just eat the sandwich she made and Alice could eat the sandwich she made and they wouldn’t have to put the cats through a traumatic divorce. End of image description]

I think this is certainly one of the best tumblr answers I’ve ever seen. Sandwiches, omnom. All credit to ribsandmore for the super response and her writing wizardry! [via katswhiskers]